Its felix felicis' lucky day

specklesocks:

psa to my mutuals: if i haven’t reblogged your selfie it’s probably because i didn’t see it and you are more than welcome to be like “hey i posted a selfie wanna reblog it?” because i want you to feel cute and validated and i’m 100% here for making you happy by reblogging your selfie okay

jealously:

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

acciomead:

lupinslover:

James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like:

• LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP
• LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT
• HAHA FUCK FILCH
• HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE
• FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED
• I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKING EFFICIENCY BY 47% IF HAD WEASLEYS WIZARDS WHEEZES
• NO FRED DIED

Then when Fred comes to the afterlife James is like I’m a big fan of your work, btw I’m Prongs no need to thank me.

I’ll never get enough of this post 

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

ive said this before but ariel didnt want legs to be with eric. ariel wanted legs before she ever saw eric. but ariel is smart as hell and saw that jackass had a statue made of him and thought “if im gonna do this im gonna do it right and marry rich” and you would ALL DO THE SAME

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

woodmeat:

polowavecap:

05fuckem:

why this pizza got titties

Society

this pizza better stop playing before it get this stroke

alltimewhore:

HEAVY METAL BROKE MY